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DJ Numark Audio Production Laptop Package

This great combination of Numark DJ Battlepak, Macbook Pro and Rane Serato Scratch Live is everything you need to master and flaunt your DJ skills. This great package not only provides you with a professional platform on which to spin your classic vinyl, but the combination of AppleMacBook Pro and Serato Scratch Live 3 also gives you the power to emulate MP3’s from your computer on a real-life vinyl tracking record, allowing you to use the vinyl to control the playback of your MP3.

DJ Audio Package Includes:

  1. Numark BattlePakDJ Complete DJ Kit
  2. Rane Serato Scratch Live SL3 DJ Software
  3. Apple MacBook Pro Laptop
  4. Rozoil’s Gruv-Glide

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Numark BattlePakDJ Kit

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28 Feb 2009

Professional DJ Numark Audio Production

Author: Rich | Filed under: OkiZoo Blog, Partners, Products, Random

Free Apple iPod Nano Chromatic 8GB Military Promo

New design. New features.
iPod nano rocks like never before.

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For those about to rock, we give you nine amazing colors. But that’s only part of the story. Feel the curved, all-aluminum and glass design and you won’t want to put iPod nano down.

Great looks. And brains, too.

The new Genius feature turns iPod nano into your own highly intelligent, personal DJ. It creates playlists by finding songs in your library that go great together.

Now you can shake, shuffle, and roll.

Give your iPod nano a shake and it shuffles to another song in your library — thanks to the built-in accelerometer. And you can turn it sideways to view your albums in Cover Flow.


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12 Feb 2009

FREE Apple iPod Nano

Author: Rich | Filed under: Partners, Products, Random, Zoo News

Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company

The defender of the universe on your feet! Sneakers by Reebok feature Voltron that is sure to be a hit with those who grew up watching and serious geeks. However, I am sure only the truly hardcore fans will rock these. Reebok have released the Voltron Lion Force Pack, which feature five classic sneakers whose colorways correspond to one of the five Voltron robots.

Three of the pairs (red, yellow, black) pull from Reebok’s Pump line that was from back in the day as well. Each pair comes with the corresponding robot lion that will form Voltron.

Voltron Shoes Photo Gallery

Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company

:: Court Victory Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company :: Pump Fury Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company ::

:: Omni Lite Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company ::

:: ERS Racer Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company :: Ventilator Voltron Shoes By Reebok Shoe Company ::

Be sure to visit our Sneaker Pimps Custom Shoes Photo Gallery!

14 Oct 2008

Reebok Voltron Custom Shoes

Author: Rich | Filed under: Art, OkiZoo Blog, Random

Aquarium Toilet in JapanLiving in Japan, you find out real quick the Japanese like to take the ordinary and flip it up. Going to the bathroom isn’t something most look forward too – at least with men. Get in and get out. No talking, no looking around – pick a spot on the wall and stair at it.

However, bathroom for women is like a social gathering for gossip, make-up, and whatever else women do when they go off to “power their nose”. I don’t really care, and don’t want to know.

Underwater Toilet in Japan

But when I caught a line of women waiting to use the bathroom, I knew something was up. The mens room was typical. Nude pictures plastered all over, and your choice of number 1 or number 2 stalls. However, the women’s bathroom was much more and definitely encourages women to go to the bathroom and take their time.

The women’s room at Mumin Papa Cafe in Akashi, Japan (Hyogo prefecture) is beyond amazing. It toilet surround by a salt water aquarium. The owner of the cafe says it cost 30 Million Yen (approx. $270,000 at the time) to build, which is not in the budget of most restaurants. It’s filled with all sorts of exotic fish, including the “famous” male sea turtle that watching women to their business. Surprisingly, many women do not claim it impairs their duty or gives them stage fright.

12 Oct 2008

Japanese Aquarium Womens Bathroom

Author: Rich | Filed under: OkiZoo Blog, Random, Videos

Penis Surgery in ThailandThai surgeons are world renowned for sexual re-assignment surgery (SRS), penis enlargement, and now penis re-attachment. Because of a horrific result from a combination from Thai Men’s desires and Thai Women’s aggression, this unfortunate common occurrence has enabled Thailand to be a leader in various procedures that involve disassembling, removing, enlarging, enhancing, and reattaching the penis which requires a lot practice and experience.

They have been boiled, fed to ducks, even attached to hot air balloons and cast into the night sky – when it comes to permanently depriving a cheating lover of a recently severed penis, the imagination of the wronged Thai woman knows few bounds.

Penis severing has been honed here to its most devastating effect through a mixture of infidelity, assertive womanhood and a national cuisine that lends itself to a kitchen full of sharp knives. The men are now fearful of a rash of Thailand’s most notorious crime of passion, according to the surgeon who has stitched back many a male member for grateful patients.

Penis slashing is not unique to the Kingdom of Thailand. The United States has had 4 cases (including the famous John Wayne Bobbitt), Sweden has had three cases, and the UK and Australia have also had one case each. However, in proper perspective Thailand has had nearly 40 cases during the same time frame.

Men in Thailand or have a Thai wife and insist on being unfaithful, should follow the following tip from a Thai surgeon:

“If you have a mistress they (wives) will get mad and cut it any time, so make her very happy, always carry a thermos to put it in and keep the name of a good doctor close by,” said Doctor Muangsombot.


Polygamy in Thailand

Doctors and psychologists blame the attacks on a mix of Thailand’s tradition of polygamy, which was banned about 100 years ago but still persists, and the fact that the phallus is revered as a symbol of power and fertility. You can phallic symbols and shrines in many shops, homes, and temples.

The phenomenon has become so widespread that doctors have had to keep up with increasingly inventive and angry wives and lovers who want to prevent the offending item from being reattached.

Thai psychologist and media commentator Doctor Wallop Piyamanotham said the practice stemmed primarily from the outlawed, but flourishing, Thai habit of keeping secret wives known as Miya Noi (Minor Wife).

“Before a man could have many wives but later we followed the western law of one man one wife, but men still act the same and have many wives so the only revenge open to the wife is to cut off his penis,” Piyamanotham said.

Penis Replantation

From recent advancements made in penis replantation (reattachment) microsurgery, the sex lives of males who suffered from severe genital trauma and/or penis amputation are slowly being restored. The unfortunate truth is the better the condition of the amputated part at the time of the operation, the higher the success rate. If too many hours elapse between the time the penis is severed and re-attachment, there is less of a chance that the operation will be successful because of tissue death. If the severed penis has been immediately packed in ice after the trauma, there is a reduced chance of this occurring.

Thai surgeons in said it was now possible to make replacement penises from arteries and skin taken from other parts of the body that could be inflated with pumps.

Testicle Replantation

Re-plantation of the testicles is an extremely rare procedure. In many cases the testicles can be reattached, yet the sperm production is often severely hampered. There is a greater success rate of a full recovery if the testicles are re-planted within a relatively short period of time following the initial trauma. If at least one of the testes remains after a criminal castration, the victim will likely be able to produce enough sperm to have children. Thus, there is less need for replantation of the other organ, except for aesthetic purposes.

How to live a simple life

The dawn of the digital age is upon us and it seems the Matrix has taken over. The computer that you are probably reading from this article from, is most likely swarmed with wires and random clutter

Its seems increasingly difficult to simply our lives and here are 8 simple tips to get you on your way to living a life balanced with Zen.

The inevitable fact is that, no matter how much we simplify our lives, even after a huge de-cluttering session and after a vow not to buy anything ever ever ever again … entropy always always sets in.

It starts out as one item on the floor. Just a simple box, or a toy, or a piece of clothing. Such a little thing, nothing to worry about. But that one little thing will attract a second, and then a third, and soon clutter will grow insidiously in our homes until it overwhelms us. And then we’re back to square one.

Don’t let it happen. Be vigilant.
Here are my favorite tips for beating clutter entropy, for the minimalists among you.

1. One in, two out.

Make it a rule: for every new item that comes into your life, you need to remove two. That means gifts, clothes, shoes, books, magazines, anything. It’s great to have a place where you put things you’re going to get rid of … whether to give to other people or to donate to charity or to take to a used book store. Then you can just grab the stuff on your way out to do errands.

2. Limited storage.

I like this rule because it fits in with my philosophy of self-set limitations: don’t allow yourself to have tons of storage space. The more storage you have, the more stuff you’ll keep. Instead, have limited storage and if stuff doesn’t fit in there, get rid of it. That forces you to make choices. They key is making those choices … if you don’t, you’ll end up with clutter.

3. Clear floors and flat surfaces.

Keep them clear. A room looks so much cleaner if all flat surfaces, from the floor to tabletops to countertops, are clear of clutter. Remove everything from these surfaces except perhaps one or two decorative items (don’t clutter with knick knacks). If you find stuff making its way here, clear it out. Clearing surfaces once a day or every couple days is a good routine.

4. Designate a home for everything, and be fanatic.

When you find stuff on flat surfaces, or draping over a chair, it might be because you don’t have a designated spot for that kind of thing. If you don’t, designate a spot for it immediately. If stuff doesn’t have a home in your home, you need to get rid of it, or it will forever wander around the house. The other problem might be that you have already designated a spot for it, but you’re just not good at putting it away. In that case, take a month to build up the habit of putting things where they belong immediately. It’ll make a huge difference.

5. Regular de-cluttering sessions.

Put in your calendar. Even the best of us need to declutter regularly. If you’ve de-cluttered your home, things might be great now, but you’ll need to do clutter maintenance. Put it in your calendar: perhaps once a month, once a week, or once every few months. Experiment to see what interval works for your life.

Be content with what you have, rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. – Lao Tzu

6. Reduce your desires for more.

If clutter is coming into your life at a rate that’s too great for you to handle, you might need to look at your buying habits. Do you go shopping for clothes or gadgets or shoes or books every week (or more)? Are you always buying stuff online? If so, is it out of real necessity, or do you just like to buy stuff? It’s important that you take a look at these desires, and see if you can address them. Reducing your desires will go a long way to reducing your need to fight clutter.

7. 30-day list.

This is really a way to control the desires I mentioned in No. 6 above. Make a list: anytime you want to buy something (other than absolute necessities), put it on the list with the date you added it. Then, don’t allow yourself to buy something until it’s been on the list for 30 days. By then, your desire for that item might have passed. It’s a great way to control that impulse to buy. (A cool alternative: the Want book.)

“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” – Albert Einstein

8. Change your habits.

Clutter didn’t create itself. It’s there because you put it there. What habits do you have that created the clutter? There may be many of them, some of them already mentioned above: you buy a lot, you don’t designate a home for things, you don’t put things away, you buy but don’t remove things … you may have other habits that create clutter. Change those habits, one at a time. Take 30 days and focus on a clutter habit, and see if you can create a new habit that will reduce your clutter.

“Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein

How To Live a Zen Life

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23 Jun 2008

Simply With Zen

Author: Rich | Filed under: Art, Random

For all the ravers out there, listen up – this just might be what you were looking for. Glow sticks are old school. A trick from the high school days. Pull out some sticks today as a grown ass man, the bouncers might grab you and doss your fruity butt out.

Club Wear

Light Fingers have you coming in the club styling! You will have The Claw from Inspector Gadget jealous.

Actually I am not feeling the kiddie toy too much. I think it is actually worse than some sticks. Actually they are about on par with each othere and you should refrain from raving altogether these days.

20 Jun 2008

Light Fingers Taking Raving To The Next Level

Author: Rich | Filed under: OkiZoo Blog, Random

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